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walmart greeter

Usually someone of lesser intelligence or of a mentally impaired category. Top choices of wal-mart greeters are usually those with down syndrome, saggy balls, vaginal gericatric bat disease, or work release programs. Typically found at the entrance of walmarts, and sometimes packing a roll of different colored stickers in which they appraoch you as if to molest you and whatever item youare carrying and at the last moment... hand extened... a round sticker of random color is stuck on the item you are holding... assaulting it... and labeling it a return or previously paid for item.... running from the wal-mart greeter is usally followed by people with walkie talkies running after you....
I don't realy know of a given example of walmart greeter grab a simple roll of already opened toilet paper and walk into any walmart.... you'll see one of the above... stalking you like a jilted speed dater on a rape quest. Blind people can even sense a wal-mart greeter by the constant sniffling of runny snot... and the faint odor of cottage cheese.

The walmart greeter at our store dripped snot on a radio I was returning and stuck a rainbow of stickers on my 3 yr old. When I tried to walk to the return desk "Bubba" followed my 3 yr old who was crying and asked if she "wanta to see my pokemon pee pee?" I have a lawsuit pending.
by sanity clown October 28, 2006
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walmart greeter

To be a walmart greeter is humbling,a servant role,
someone who is doing their best. To those who despise
people who do greet you at the front door, the answer is
easy, don't go in.

yeah ...... yeah walmart greeters!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
To be a Walmart Greeter, doing the little things is what means alot, such as helping someone with their shopping cart, or providing a wheelchair for someone needing assistance.
by woofy-to-you March 12, 2010
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greaterest

The best ever. Someone who's greater than great.
sean cartel: Ur great
Toria: haha
Toria: ur greaterest
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Glester

A "Glester" is the act in which one man can over comsume alcohol in a short period of time which can lead to the following: Disturbing the peace, drunken stupers, debauchery, and most notably and dangerously...gloopers
"Man, I hope we don't get Glester'd tonight, I think I'm going to lock the door"
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greaterest

when someone or somehting is even better than greater...or greatest...it also beats best..and bestest lol but is not quite as high as awesome..or awesomest
"amanda (studly) is the greaterest"
by Carl 1987 April 15, 2006
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greaterer

my cookie is greaterer than yours
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greaterthan

Greater than 0, usually preceeded by a word
The absence of something after it makes it all that much better.

Demon cat says FOOD>
"Food greaterthan."

A: the blank space means everything.
by Infy December 24, 2007
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