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Grounded

Something your parents do after proving them wrong in an aurgument. This can also occur if you point out that your parents often do the same thing they are mad at you for doing.
Susan L Wade: “I Told You To Take Stuff To The Bathroom To Record That!”
Angel Wade: “But Susan. I Don’t Wanna Take Stuff To The Bathroom That I Don’t Want To
Susan L Wade: “You’re Grounded!”
by Ugh Kan September 13, 2018
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refunded

A way to describe a prostitute who just wasn't quite up to scratch.
"Yea hombre, look at her!"
"Forget it emano, she's refunded."
by Alex Quantashassle June 5, 2005
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Grounded in reality

What the democratic party is not in terms of following their own imposed rules during the covid 19 pandemic
by Sexydimma June 6, 2021
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your grounded

your mother sez ur grounded so you sneek out to your friends or bf/gfhouse1
" YOUR GROUNDED!" screams my mom " okay bi"sez i
by hephulump April 17, 2007
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Grounded

Taking a Viagra before a date and not getting laid, in other words "not being cleared for take-off"
Last night I got grounded. I was stuck on the Tarmack. I popped a Blue Bullet before I went out with her and never got laid!
by loungeguy January 10, 2009
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Grounded

Getting so ripped that you can't feel yo legs
J Keezy hit dat bizzong and got grounded mad hard.
by Mary J Marijuana October 23, 2009
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Groundedhog Day

A term used to describe a day that you try the same ridiculous sexual ideas with your partner, try to perform them, and your partner is so disenchanted with your shenanigans, decides to ground your hog for a period of time.
Every year on March 21st, I float some sexual ideas out to my wife to try in the bedroom. This year I didn’t, and as I was pounding away, I decided to do a little Rectum Rattling. I didn’t get an answer, which I thought was the brown light. As I started to pump her ass, she let out a hellacious scream, followed by a what the fuck, and then the words Happy Groundedhog Day asshole, for the 17th year in a row, your dick will be banished to the Hog House for who knows how long. I felt terrible, literally, I had blue balls for 3 days afterwards. Here we are in June and yeah, my hog is still grounded. Fucking devastating.
by Tee Cee Deez June 4, 2021
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