greenland

Named after the founding of Greenland:
"He called the country, which he had discovered, Greenland, because, he said, people would be attracted thither if the country had a good name"

ie.
"The art of naming an event favourably to attract lots of people, when in actuality the event is nothing as it seems"

Man, Jimmy said it'd be good but the party is fucking Greenland!

by Tom May 13, 2005

Gleetard

For all the people who talk nonstop about the show "Glee".

"I can't believe you watch that show, you are such a gleetard!"

by MattNY12 October 7, 2009

greenades

A gumball that contains marijuana or any form of THC. These gumballs are usually labeled greenades, and in a wrapper that sometimes includes directions for use. These gumballs are known to contain as much as a gram of marijuana. They are growing in popularity among highschool students.

You know anyone slingin greenades?

by D Elk December 19, 2006

Greentrees

Adult's invention of fun to get their kids to eat Broccoli by making a game out of mealtimes (no wonder kids play up!)

Baby, would you like some lovely little greentrees with your dinner?

by ITman May 4, 2008

Greenland

That island in between Iceland and Canada who's name has nothing to do with it's Geography.

Also; the word used for something that is, basically, someone else's (most commonly Denmark's) bitch.

You know that new Transfer student? She is SO Greenland.

Greenland? Isn't that the Icy one? I JUST DON'T GET IT.

by Litva November 13, 2009

Greenland

Discovered by Norwegian named Eric the red (who's son (Leif Ericson) really discovered america around 1000 AC, ca. 490 years before colombus)
Claimed by Norway (norwegian crown colony untill 1815)
Permanent Court of International Justice ruled that denmark of some odd reason gets to rule Greenland.

sovreign nation before 2010!

what the fuck has denmark got in common with greenland?

by Æreværemichelsen October 16, 2005

greetard

noun: Wal-Mart "greeter"

"No, I don't want to go to Wal-Mart, Phillip. Those greetards always try to put a sticker on my bottled water, so they can feel safer that I didn't shoplift it. Sometimes the greetards even check my receipt when I'm leaving. I don't like being treated like a criminal. Let's go to K-Mart or Target instead."

by shankus November 30, 2004