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gorbachev

Just before a man has sex with a woman on the rag, he pulls out her bloody tampon, swings it in the air like a cowboy roping a bull, and smackers her on the forehead leaving a bloody replica birthmark of the former Soviet leader.
I gave that dirty bitch a gorbachev!
by Random Fuckin Hero January 3, 2009
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Grach

An uncommon synonym for Vagina (female reproductive organ), that is commonly used as either an insult to a person or a sexual environment kickstarter
Oof, I'd love some of that Grach on me rod.
by Tubberware March 6, 2015
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gabacho

Derogatory term for our white neighbors to the north. In Mexico it's used for Americans. El gabacho can also mean United States itself. In Spain it's used for the French.
'Trump wants to build a wall to keep Mexicans out of his country. But there's more gabachos in Mexico than ever.'
'The more Trump fucks with and threatens international trade the more the peso loses value. The cheaper the peso gets the more gabachos come down to benefit from it. '
by mr.burnside May 27, 2017
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groach

v.

To pour sand into an orifice before having intercourse with the aforementioned.
"Man! My pussy is so torn up from groaching with Timothy last night. That was the worst idea I ever had!"
by Minxatron October 1, 2006
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Gorbachev

When one smears poop on the forehead of a sleeping person similar to the birthmark on the forehead of Mikhail Gorbachev, famous Russian premier
Hes gonna be real bitter when i give him a gorbachev tonight
by MIKE August 28, 2003
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gabacho loco

Julio said (See that guy over there hes gabacho loco )
by Gabacho Loco November 20, 2017
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The Gorbachev

Sex move in which a bald man rubs his head in the vagina of a menstrating female until his head looks like the ex-Soviet leader's.
The Gorbachev is like falling asleep in a bowl of marinara sauce-that smells like fish.
by Javid1236 March 28, 2009
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