WHEN YOU GO OUT WITH A BOY SIMPLY BECAUSE HE IS HOT AND YOU WANT A BOYFRIEND
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(๐ ๐ ๐ ฆ๐ ๐ ฅ๐ ๐ ก ๐ จ๐ ๐ ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃ๐ ก๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃ๐ ๐ ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ จ๐ ๐ ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ฅ๐ ๐ ก๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ข)
NOT BECAUSE THERE ARE ACTUAL ROMANTIC FEELINGS FOR HIM
(๐ ๐ ๐ ฆ๐ ๐ ฅ๐ ๐ ก ๐ จ๐ ๐ ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃ๐ ก๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃ๐ ๐ ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ จ๐ ๐ ค ๐ ๐ ๐ ฅ๐ ๐ ก๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ฃ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ๐ ข)
by spacejah May 11, 2019

Jail Conversation...
Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."
Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."
Girl, "Granted"
Girl, "Just because your in a pissy ass mood that don't mean you can take it out on me."
Guy, "But baby your the only one that will answer the phone."
Girl, "Granted"
by ASOUP January 22, 2009

by Ewl978 September 20, 2008

When entering the world, a few have a purpose in life. It is a respectable and honorable purpose. A purpose worthy of a Gods themselves. This purpose is the act of going out and engaging with gorgeous women and convincing them to share pics of their beauty with the world through thechive.com. Perhaps there will bras to burn or future lower back problems to show. Maybe it'll just be an afternoon randomness but these people grant on. God bless you Chivers and grant on.
Chiver 1: Dude, your ex posted up pics of herself on today's daily afternoon randomness!
Chiver 2: What can I say? I grant on, brotha. Keep calm and chive on.
Chiver 2: What can I say? I grant on, brotha. Keep calm and chive on.
by KCGO November 7, 2012

He's stupid and anti-social. He doesn't talk much around people he doesn't know but if you get to know him he'll open up more. He's probably one of the weirdest people you'll ever meet.
Person 1: What the heck is that person doing in the dumpster?
Person 2: Oh, that's Grant
Grant: *banana peel in mouth* anybody want a bite?
Person 2: Oh, that's Grant
Grant: *banana peel in mouth* anybody want a bite?
by DJCandyCane December 7, 2018

The biggest simp god out there. Will literally lick a girls shoe and think he has a chance but still get rejected or friend zoned
by Coolguy6942069420 January 21, 2020
