to glans

To glans, to rub your glans against an object in the purpose of tainting it. Some teach that in a proper glansing the foreskin is pulled back over the object, obviously this creates several problems. For instance circumcised males cannot preform this act, and no matter how stretchy your foreskin is you ain't never getting it to stretch around a car.

Dude I glansed your toothbrush.

by Teh PF January 3, 2005

gran-up

Say to people who 1. ARE GRANDPARENTS and 2. need to BE STRONG, QUIT WHINING, live up to their responsibility. ESPECIALLY when they LECTURE others to "man-up"

Sarah, if you choose political life, stop with that screechy whining and complaining about being targeted, and GRAN-UP!

by tifosa November 2, 2010

Gran Autismo

When the autism levels are so high it becomes a new stage of pure cringe and embarrassment.

A parody of the racing game series 'Gran Turismo'

1: This furry convention is on a new level of autism

2: i know it's Gran Autismo in here

by Dr Mantis Toboggan October 10, 2016

Gran Turismo

An amazing driving simulator, that, at the same time, manages to be like Pokemon but with cars.

Gran Turismo, gotta win 'em all!

by Lollerc0a5t3r July 24, 2010

gansito

a pastry from mexico that tastes amazing!!!!
they are better in mexico though cause thy are fresher :

you:whats that thing?

me:why the most amazing little treat you'll ever have!!!

you:...

me:eat the gansito!!! *stuffs it in your mouth*

by lovelypumpkinisdazed September 9, 2009

Stephen Glansburg

Minor Character in Superbad, known specifically for his unpopularity.

"What? You want me to eat fucking desert alone like I'm fucking Stephen Glansburg?"

by shakingthebox January 3, 2008

21 Grams

About 1/20th of a pound. This is the amount of weight you lose the instant you die. Some say it's the weight of your spirit or soul.

She was so sweet before she passed away. Heaven gained another 21 Grams of sugar.

by Alfie The Horndog September 22, 2005