Granny walk

When you have no toilet paper and must walk like a granny bent over to retrieve some more toilet paper

I just had to granny walk to the other bathroom

by Stealth69hippo May 18, 2019

Granny flag

an orange (hi-lited) flag on a high rod that the old people put on the bumper of their cars so they can find it easier.

Marge: "I can't find the damn car again!!"

Elmer: " I told you to put your granny flag on!"

by T. Wilson September 26, 2008

Granny Snatcher

A person who pursues in the infatuation with a grandma or elderly woman.

"I just hooked up with a 70 year old babe... she's just been Granny Snatched".

The 20 year old is going after the women in the nursing home, he's a Granny Snatcher.

by Nutbag April 9, 2012

granny fingers

When you've been in the water for a long time and your fingers get fat and wrinkly like someone's gramma

"Damn, Lester, you've been swimming in the pool so long you've straight up got granny fingers!"

by Lombard South May 17, 2016

Granny Kathy

An old racist English teacher who is terrible at her job and we can assume is a demon from Hell in disguise. It is also believed that she gets off to famous fictional characters.

Yo, I went to ask Granny Kathy for the homework and found her reading "To Kill a Mockingbird" while shoving a dildo up her ass.

Granny Kathy gave me detention after I said that if Odysseus was real he would not want to go on a date with her.

by Thepublicagainstgrannykathy April 29, 2019

granny norma

Granny norma is something you can use to 1. End your life 2.Bleach your eyes and 3. Blind you.
If you truly want to suffer like me then search this up on google.

If you want to die Kevin, search up Granny Norma!

by A Suffering Human Being January 28, 2017

granny swear

V. To swear like a grandmother, or, more generally, like an elderly woman, using phrases such as "dogonit," "fiddlesticks," and other mild interjections such as these.

Grandmother: "Oh fiddlesticks! I burnt the biscuits. Dogonit if this darn oven don't work right."
John: "Wow, granny, don't you know you shouldn't granny swear?"

by stuckMan March 4, 2015