A character in the famous Harry Potter novels and also, as you know, in the Harry Potter films. She is a girl who will be hot within the next year, and be quite fuckable.
by Japa Ja Loop February 25, 2005
Hermione Granger (Emma Watson) is the smartest and prettiest witch of her age. She has two best friends Harry Potter and Ron Weasley. She and Ron got married and had kids together. She is also in Gryffindor at Hogwarts.
Hermione granger is very smart
by Bombass Chick April 5, 2017
Trendy as hell, sense of pride that only is out done with his own image of uniqueness. Hates all music that is produced for money, except classic rock and punk. Skinny to the point you wonder if he is in fact a guy.
Kid: This band is really cool, first heard them on the radio.
Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.
Kid: uh what are you talking about.
Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay
Kid: What?
Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic
Kid: Uh... Frolic?
Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.
Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.
Granger Ranger: Eh they are too popular if 10 people leave maybe.
Kid: uh what are you talking about.
Granger Ranger: Starbucks is gay
Kid: What?
Granger Ranger: Lets drink wine and Frolic
Kid: Uh... Frolic?
Granger Ranger: Yeah Frolic, no one does it.
Kid: Cause that sounds gay... I'm going home.
by Faceuphigh July 12, 2008
by Toast D January 24, 2017
The brightest bitch of her age. The friend of Ron and Harry who is not totally awesome and cannot draw
Harry: Hey guys, guys i got something that'll cheer us all up (singing) Hermione Granger can't draw, Hermione can't draw,
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.
Everyone: Hermione cannot draw, she only reads books and she cannot draw, even if she's reading a how to draw book.
by matthewhpg March 28, 2011
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by ERIKIA July 25, 2009
The smartest witch of her age. The only one to keep Harry and Ron from not dying. A total milf, and a badass.
She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all
She's Hermione Fucking Granger after all
by Onthatrichbitchshit June 12, 2021