by uifygdsfyufydsuf August 19, 2009
Get the Graffer mug."I'm like baffled, they got me gaffled, with the duct tape
So I remain raw, in come this chainsaw" -- ICe Cube
So I remain raw, in come this chainsaw" -- ICe Cube
by Sloan January 25, 2003
Get the gaffle mug.To steal, from an unexpecting person, in public or private with the cruel intentions of it being a joke or prank usually school related.
- I remember putting my CD in my book bag after gym.
- Yeah, you did. Hah, you just got gaffled sucker.
- Yo I'm about to gaffle this fool.
- Yeah, you did. Hah, you just got gaffled sucker.
- Yo I'm about to gaffle this fool.
by Apollo June 18, 2006
Get the gaffle mug.Usually confused with "Mrs. Grufflepuff",, from the orphanage I send my children to when the misbehave. One of my middle daughters,, Abbey,, visits Mrs. Grufflepuff on the daily basis,, as she is my worst child. Abbey has described her as, "An overly aggressive lady who can be a whore at some points to the human being she chooses". She has repeatedly put Abbey in the spider box. Which is exactly what it seems: a box full of spiders ready to eat you alive at any given time. Do not be fooled and think I am not a good father. In fact,, I am the best father in the entire world.
"No! Not Mrs. Grufflepimp!"
by Spacedadmeag June 16, 2017
Get the grufflepimp mug.Graffen is a large, loyal, Noble german beast generally owned by a female Ginger. They are usually of the canine variety, typically Rottweilers. They will defend and fight to the end along their owners, if need be. Gingers will always be the Alpha, regardless of gender.
Look at how that Rottweiler, Graffen, sees the Ginger, woman as her Alpha. Graffen, is almost as big if not larger than the woman, yet it looks to her for constant approval.
by The RHD September 17, 2017
Get the Graffen mug.The action of shitting in the shower and stomping it down the drain with your feet while gwa gwa'ing like a gwa gwa cat.
"What's wrong with Jim? What's that noise he's making?"
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"
"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."
"You don't know? He's doing what's called a Gwafflestomp. He's doing it to cover up the noise of his wafflestomps."
"Like that cat meme, but wafflestomping? I'm gonna try that out!"
"I need to shit, but I'm taking a shower and don't want anyone to know... I should probably Gwafflestomp to mask the noise."
by A Dood Named Skiddle September 3, 2023
Get the Gwafflestomp mug.by Big Chav Willy April 4, 2022
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