Garted

Misspelled "farted" became a twitter trend and is now used daily as a joke

Guy: Dude i just garted.
Other guy: Oh wow sick meme.

by Axij February 7, 2015

nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

nicholas brown likes to ride dildos

(nicholas)"i'm literally goated on the sticks"

(Jacob)"so you like to ride dildos?"
nicholas brown is goated on the sticks

by shreksucker69 November 24, 2019

Gored

The result of being force fed Global Warming, while the world experiences historically low temperatures. See "Taken advantage of" and "Revoke Freedoms"

Erin sold her snowblower last year, after a few years of little to no use. Little did she know that she was Gored in the winter of 2008.

by Ascoda March 13, 2008

double goated

When you and one of your buddies both bend down and get in position with the goat out (dick and balls between legs) waiting for a third party to come into the room. See the goat

Matt and I just double goated Tyler. It was epic. That's worth 8 kicks to the ass.

by bossassbitch1995 March 7, 2016

Horn of the ox that gored him

Hair of the dog that bit him.
Next morning alcohol to alleviate hangover symptoms

He was bellied up to the bar at 9 a.m. for a "horn of the ox that gored him".

by Big D-41 November 8, 2008

Goated on the sticks

Someone who is very talented at fortnite using a controller usually considered the G.O.A.T. or Greatest of all Time on the sticks.

Kyle: Yo did you die to that TTV kid cranking 90s?
Tyler: Yeah that's TTV FixuhL kids goated on the sticks.

by derived squirrel December 5, 2019

Goted

When someone is extremely argumentative because of a dream they had the previous night

Chris: “What is wrong with Susan?”
Becca: “She’s just goted today.”

by Smol_Cookie11 May 11, 2020