Gooserick

Short hairy Northerner from 'Boro. Has many quirks including the want for women to have periods on his face or wanting to have intercourse with every woman thats walks past him. Best described as a looking like a King Charles Spaniel.

Gooserick, a fine wing man to his friend Maverick

by Maverick March 23, 2005

Gooshed

To get drunk to the point of memory blanks, crazy dance moves and spectacular falls. Gooshed is a good and merry but very potent form of drunkeness

"Man I was properly gooshed last night."

"What happened? I don't remember, I was gooshed."

by blogger26 February 20, 2010

Gooshes

A word to describe the best group of friends

hey look! it's the Gooshes!

goosh friends

by gooshgoosh1andall June 16, 2016

Goocher

When the price of your favorite CryptoCurrency tanks at the worst possible time.

My neighbor didn't tell his wife and invested his life savings in some unknown coin exchange and the value dropped by 99% overnight. It was a major Goocher. He's living on my couch now.

by The Baines June 28, 2017

Gooser

A male erection at it's peak. Origin : Stockton Australia.

Come over and tend to my raging gooser you saucy little thing.

or

I gotta find me a woman to help me dispose of this whopping gooser.

by Patousse December 23, 2006

goochery

a religion that started from the word guch.

WHITE MALE:I am goochery now.
WHITE MALE2:I converted to goochery in prison.
WHITE MALE3: I need to get goochitized.

by ch4drock December 12, 2008

Goocher

The act of a female going down on her male partner then licking and feelling his gooch area. The gooch is the area between a man's ball sack and asshole. A goocher is known to be the most pleasing and sluttiest sexual favor that can be given to a man.

Intoxicated Slut: "Yeaaaah, i'm gonna get some gooch tonight.. i'm going to give my guy a hot, dirty goocher."

by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011