gooselicker

A person who licks geese for a living. Average income: $2,440,682,648,607.05 per hour. Licking geese is known to have some of the same side effects as heroine.

I heard Bill Gates used to be a gooselicker.

by Stephany Mercedes Garcia May 18, 2006

gooseneck

A penis that is crooked somewhere in the middle. Not naturally curved, but a definite snap.

God, that penis is a gooseneck!
Look at that guy's gooseneck!

by Will Zimerman June 9, 2004

gooseneck

1. to extend the neck in a quick vertical and horizontal motion in pursuit of getting a better visual perspective of a situation/object in question
2. a voyeuristic action

1. Why was the RA even goosenecking into my room? / The traffic was backed up because everyone was goosenecking at the accident.
2. He left his blinds open so I was able to gooseneck into his window all night.

by Gretchen Muller November 9, 2006

gooseneck

The act of taking a hand while sitting behind a girl and slipping it under her butt and curling it up to achieve a pleasureful sensation to a woman.

"Mmmm...Sam Tucker I love the way you gooseneck me." - hot girl

by Cameron Gena March 12, 2011

goosenecking

The movement one's head makes while pleasuring a male partner.

The side to side, up and down oral sex moves, that mimic the actions of a goose. Hince, Goosenecking

by Nick Russell September 25, 2005

Goosecock the Barbarian

originally Goosecock Billygoat. dumbass selfish cock that liked to do cocain and her dumbass got caught for that shit because she was goin around school like CHECK OUT THIS COKE I HAVE. then her dumbass gets arrested for ecstasy because she did the same shit and she got a year of drug court for 2 arrests. so now she goes out of her house everyday of the week and gets drunk then sneeks back in at about 4 or 5 in the morning. then her dumbass takes shit like codine in school and she does this everyday and torturing her is the best.

if you don't know Goosecock the Barbarian you are lucky but she is a good person to copy off of in history class. and shes overweight

by ihatesmith February 26, 2005

gooseball

Derogatory term for a white person generally used by non whites

That stupid gooseball I hate white people

by blackguy12342 April 16, 2010