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Midwestern Goodbye

A Midwestern Goodbye is a way to leave an event, party, or any gathering of people. The way one does a Midwestern Goodbye is to go to the door, grab your coat and proceed to talk to your host for multiple hours while next to the door. No matter the soberness of yourself or your host you must engage in an enriching conversation covering recent and past topics and events. A Midwestern Goodbye is commonly associated with Minnesota Nice
Minnesotan 1 : Welp I suppose I should better get going, gotta go to the mall before we get home.
Minnesotan 2 : Which mall?
Minnesotan 1 : Oh just old Ridgedale off of Highway 12
Minnesotan 2 : Really? I’ve never been there.
Minnesotan 1 : Well let me tell you about Ridgedale!
Ext.
Commentator : Welp that’s a case of a Midwestern Goodbye!
by Corndogst March 3, 2023
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Goodbye

A form of address at parting. Phrase exchanged between people when going their separate ways.
"Never say goodbye, because goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting." -Peter Pan
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Midwestern Goodbye

A midwestern goodbye is like purgatory. There is no escape.
When you're little it happens like this:

You: MAMA WHEN ARE WE GOING HOME *CRIES* I'M TIRED

Your Mama: Just a couple more minutes, I have to say bye and find your daddy

You: Okay :)

*7 hours later*

Your daddy: *slaps knee and sighs* Welp, I spose. We gots to get home, little Timmy is tired

Your uncle: You haven't even finished your beer

Your daddy: I'm driving pal

Your uncle: Lemme walk you to your car then

Your daddy: *rolls down the window to talk to your uncle*

*3 hours later*

Your daddy: oh gosh look at the time, we gots to get goin.

Your uncle: Your tire is looking a lit flat there bud. roll er into the garage and I'll top er off for ya

Your uncle: boy it sure is chilly and I's can see your hot n cold ain't working too good, why don't yous come inside and I'll grab your leftovers too.

*the cycle of the midwestern goodbye will continue on until one of you dies*
by The Only Reliable Cowgirl March 7, 2023
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Goodbye

The second worst word in the human dictionary.

Means leaving someone or something, and sometimes never seeing them again.
It was nice seeing you Emily... goodbye.
by EmiilyMariieMMk September 26, 2008
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Brown eye goodbye

When you show someone your brown eye then quickly vacate the scene, leaving your victim helpless and traumatized
Jeremy..drive up next to David before he turns off..Im going to shoot him the brown eye goodbye
by Ross Brandenburgg May 15, 2008
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