gooner

A girl or guy that is has slept with so many people they are incapable of remembering what the name of the last person with was.

Name for a girl who has fucked more people then she can count on her fingers and toes.

Also a nick-name for a prostitute in 17th century England.

"Hey Johny what was the name of that chick you banged last night?"
"Um, dude I think it was like Tonya or Sonya...no it was Lana... oh shit dude I can't remember."
"John you are such a fucking gooner!"
or
"Layla is such a gooner!"
or
"Any of you chaps up for a round with a gooner tonight?"

by BloodxxofxxthexxPhoenix December 25, 2007

Gooner

A vague Canadian measurement.

"Hey Margo, how big of a glass of wine would you like?"

"A gooner should do the trick!"

by Brass Dog Champ June 13, 2021

Gooner

A schooner of goon.

Jeff was drunk as hell after throwing back a few gooners.

by Jeff25 April 28, 2008

Gooner

racist term used during the vietnam war to describe a asian person

gooners lobbed 3 mortatr rounds near the CP last night

by chinaman309 August 30, 2005

Gooner

A female's sex organs or vagina.

My gooner is sore from too much sex.

by Annie Badass April 27, 2006

gooner

the state of being more "goon" or "G acting" than another person place or thing.

jill is gooner than brian.

by football junkie June 7, 2009

Gooner

The epistemological roots from this term stem from the phrase "man" or "dude". Popularized by Sydney Plavins, this word quickly spread to a greater network of people.

man dude guy

1. "Oh my God gooner, are you fucking serious?"
2. "Gooner, noooooooooo. It actually broke?"

by Shannon231 January 6, 2008