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goozing

a platonic version of spooning whereby two people lie side by side each body slightly curved in a semi-fetal position so they fit together like two puzzle pieces.
I was so cold last night and no one was home so I was goozing with my blow up doll, Gummy Gertrude.
by Sweet Nips April 1, 2009
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cuba gooding jr.

A a heroic chef who temporarily became a naval gunner when the japanese attacked Pearl Harbor.
Did you see Cuba Gooding Jr. in that movie Pearl Harbor? HE KICKED ASS. Snowdogs was pretty cool too.
by Andrew-san-ito July 25, 2008
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Goofing

v. Making fun of.
When Charles was goofing on Jason, I laughed so hard that tears were streaming from my eyes.
by I.B. Rooted August 6, 2014
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gookin

When a person is high and "tripping out", possibly twitching or making crazy faces they are labelled as "gookin" or "gookin out". After repeatedly telling the person they are "gookin out" they begin to "gook" further.
Man Jimey was gookin so hard last night he started skeetin on eveyrone and twitching on the ground
by Jeffacadia November 26, 2007
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goosing

Pinching someone's bum and running away. As in the attack on Sue Turton on Channel 4 News (UK).
He crept up behind her and gave her a good goosing.
by Adam Dexter August 4, 2007
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Goobing

.You can't define goobing, you just simply know when it's occuring. If you don't know, it's not happening. When Goobing does occur, it proceeds with the phrase "Look at The Object or person in question Goob!".
"Hey Steve, look at him goob!"
"Ah sweet man he's totaly goobing!"
by John Feltswater December 29, 2008
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gooning for the 1%

Brutal and more subtle strategies and tactics by the politicians, police, courts, corporations, and the 1% to suppress the right to free speech and the right to public assembly with regards to social, economic, and political justice. This is often done in the form shooting war veterans in the face with rubber bullets, tear gassing and beating and arresting defenceless bystanders, woman, children, protesters and the press with clubs and military like assaults. The beatings and violence suppression tactics are purported to be for public health and safety purposes (of the 1%).

This is often in contrast to the suppressors efforts to accommodate a small minority within the 1% (.0001% that destroyed the economy) by failing to enforce laws, writing new laws to make illegal activities legal, and providing perverse incentives, perverse subsidies, perverse bonuses, perverse tax breaks, perverse corporate transfer of wealth from the shareholders to the top management that increase social and economic injustice and destroy the economy for the 99%. The brutal tactics are supplemented by much more repressive tactics governmental by goons of the 1% that write laws and self-regulate their activities, since these methods are more pervasive and detrimental to the 99.9%
Someone should talk to the Koch Brothers about sponsoring a tea party for the Mayors and Governors to discuss improved methods for "gooning for the 1%". These Occupy Wall Street people are getting to be a public nuisance, and want to slow the transfer of wealth and power from the poor to the rich. The Occupiers also want to criminalize illegal activities of the 1%.
by mlhiss November 15, 2011
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