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Googleite

A person who has the need to Google everything in their life.
Jonny is a Googleite, he feels the need to Google everything.
by Just Jacko December 29, 2019
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googled

to be in a relationship with someone who works for Google, and therefore is a kept man/woman.
Jessica? Oh she got googled. She meets her boyfriend at work to eat the free Google lunch and then they go on a Google bike ride.
by nyk2663 June 1, 2011
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Googled

The act of searching any part of the Google Network

A state of mind, ie Your so googled
I googled THPS3 soundtrack and The Ace of Spades is in it.
by p June 4, 2004
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Googleisation

Guy 1: Urban Dictionary's getting really popular.
Guy 2: Yeah I reckon it will go through Googleisation soon
by Humg12 February 20, 2011
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googleitis

Constantly googling every ache, pain, cough, oddity and taking on the symptoms to convince yourself you are dying when you are perfectly fine.
I was coughing and upon googling reasons I think due to my googleitis I may be suffering from EVERYTHINGAPHOMA.
by KitKat83 December 8, 2010
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Googledick

n. The state having a raw dick due to excessive masturbation to internet pornography.
Blake Martin is a virgin, so he's got googledick 24/7.
by sihdsiahda October 23, 2008
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googlemite

n 1. Anyone who frequently searches the world wide web.
2. unemployed.

plural googlemites
1. Everyone lost in or 'consumed' by the internet.

2. Anyone who uses the internet at work.
Like a termite eats wood and lives in wood, so too a googlemite; he 'lives on the web/internet'.

What's your job?
I'm a googlemite.

They never go out anymore, they're googlemites.

I'm a googlemite.
by mouseonmoon August 5, 2008
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