Goober

Someone or somthing that is out of place in the current situation.

"Kevin Bacon was not in Foot Loose." "Evie you GOOBER!"

by dydapimp January 21, 2010

Goober

A Goober, or Goober (Snap) is a term of endearment that is commonly used to describe a J.S.L. with a heart in their name. The use of this term or word comes from being pestered on the internet, and is used when necessary.

Deniz: "Yo come take a shot with me goober!"
JLS: "Lyke.. SCREW YEW!"

or

JLS: "Don't lie Juan!"
Juan: "I swear Lilly! Goobers Honor!"

or

Deniz: "Hey JLS! your goobs look great in that bra!"
JSL: "Lyykkeee go die deniz omggg"

by jeanne-lilly simon January 20, 2010

Goober

Usually a funny older person, but also can mean a stupid, grasping, corrupt politician, as in GOOBERnatorial elections...

If you think he's bad, take a look at the VICE-GOOBER!

by ChampsElysees August 14, 2010

Goober

Goober: a juvenile act of retardation;

A goober is when someone is acting goofy, in a cute endearing way...

by Armijo June 08, 2007

Goober

This fucker is the kind of person to name their kid Le4che. This is the peak of absolute idiocy. This person is the person to slash open tents and throw trash in a river. This person deserves to die a slow painful death for their sins. This person is entitled and disgusting. If you see a goober call that fucker out.

“Dude I slashed open a hobos tent haha!”

“What the fuck Carl you’re such a fucking goober!”

by Ballsack Wrangler November 20, 2019

Goober

A guy who wears fedoras, talks to doors at 5:45 a.m, pronounces "milk" wrong, would marry and have several kids with Cake (if it were possible), and dresses to the left.

The only person in the whole world who could get away with saying: "I don't like how this bee thinks he knows whats up"

Ultimate Goober: Chris Ercoli

by RandyThePuppy September 12, 2011

Goober

An eye booger, those things u get when you wake up in the morning..

Eww dude, wipe that sick goober off your eye its making me sick!!

by Val November 03, 2004