Sneaky Pocket Golem

In the game Clash Royale the glorious card of Golem exists. The whole point of it is to pull your opponents pants down and absolutely shove your massive willy right into their king tower as fast and hard as you can. The moment its hard and veiny rock cock hits your tower you have lost to a Sneaky Pocket Golem.

Person one: What are you doing

Person two: getting absoulety pegged by thus nigger ass cock Sneaky Pocket Golem

Person one: Nigger

by Max Radish Lover June 9, 2025

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Punching an iron golem with a flower

Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond! This wonderful fact is from grians video "Wholesome ways to mess with your friends in minecraft" this addition was added in 1.17.1!

Grian: hey bigb did you know if you punch an iron golem with a flower it will give you a diamond?!

Bigb: no I did not know that Punching an iron golem with a flower will give you a diamond

by MylesFromTomorrowland June 17, 2022

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Black Golems

Lukas: do you know the Black Golems?
Joe: no
Lukas: it‘s the beste coc Clan of the world!
Joe: ohh nice
Lukas: I love the leader (Davyd) and he allows me to play in there
Joe: cool

Black Golems Are the beste coc gamer of the planet

by Desmo27 April 5, 2023

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Golem

The Golem is a card in the famous game Clash Royale. Players who use Golem decks get no bitches and have no skill. They tend to just throw everything behind the Golem at the bridge during 2x elixir. After they three crown you, they start spamming free emotes such as the CRL Knight emote.

Person #1 - "Let me see your deck."

Person #2 - "Ok, here"

Person #3 - "Dude, you play golem? I bet your parents are divorced"

by perc O_o January 27, 2022

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