Billy-goated

When a super hot chick bites the longest part of your beard/goatee and gives it a little tug and shake.

Roy: "She billy-goated me"
Brian: "She just clapped on and shocked you like a rag-doll?"
Roy: "Yeah dude, weirdest and sexiest thing ever. You need to grow yours out."

by KikiNJ September 8, 2014

goatee

What the kids in those pictures are trying to grow.

Kids in the pictures: Dude, look at this goatee I grew...shit took me a week to grow. I'm gonna post a pic of it on urbandictionary.

Me: You call that a goatee? Really? I guess you have a little hair on your chin...but really?

by jeffreykittens May 16, 2007

goiter

an inflammation of the thyroid glands causing a funny-ass balloon thing on people's necks

When the goiter was busted, the juice fed the land.

Macr 9: 27-29

by Noble Knicht April 7, 2003

neck gaiter

that one thing that rednecks have to use as masks bc they hunt and thats all that they have

*sOuRtHeN aCcEnT*
"imma put ma' neck gaiter on, ya'll"
"i don have a mask, i have a neck gaiter"

by Whigey89 October 13, 2020

goit

1) an idiot
2) another word for git

chip is a goit

by botaf November 11, 2003

gorteh

Nickname for savage Indian boys. Gortehs smell like fresh curry . Gortehs get biddies(respectable women) on the daily

Gorteh get over here and help me pull some more biddies!

by Eoli April 2, 2019

Pinocchio goatee

When a guy shaves his junk but leaves his ball fro intact.

I ran out of shaving cream today while shaving my junk and ended up having to leave a pinocchio goatee.

by pinocchio69 March 2, 2010