Goatse Boat

The act of gaping someones asshole really wide, filling it with water (or piss) while they lay down, and placing a small paper boat on the surface. Watch it sail around in your partner's rectum.

I gave my girlfriend a Goatse Boat last night. It sank, so she had to shit it out.

by King Butthole October 11, 2019

Goatse'd

1. To be the reciver.
2. To be tricked into viewing any pictures of Goatse.
3. The art of making things looks like Gostse.

1. Man, my asshole hurts that from that being Gostse'd
2. DAMNIT! I got goatse'd AGAIN!
3. This pumpkin totally looks like Goatse.

by Asymptotical October 4, 2005

goatse vomit

When one sees the goatse picture, and vomits.

I'm sorry man but I goatse vomited all over your cat. My bad.

by Michael Tucker July 12, 2006

goatse.cx

A guy with a Vagina on the end of his ass.

Goatse.cx is so disgusting!

by Omead Bond September 5, 2008

goatse dimension

A dimension where you go, after you spread asshole so widely, that you rip in half. This dimension was first created by jar media.

Jim:"Where did that fly go?"
Alex:"he probably entered the goatse dimension"

by AIDS! March 26, 2018

goatse man

A man who hides items, in his large anus.

potatoes and jelly were removed from his ass.

by Timmy August 1, 2003

Goatse Winfrey

The specific look on Oprah Winfrey's face as she said the now famous line "9000 penises all raping children".

May also refer to a large black woman stretching her anus open to shoplift.

Luke: "Did you see that Goatse Winfrey trying to steal a pair of overalls?"

Sam: "No, but did you see Oprah yesterday?"

by Oprahs biggest fan March 20, 2009