gator bark

When someone cuts a sharp snapping fart in tight pants or clenched buttcheeks

"Dude, did you her Sally's "gator bark "? It sounded like it snapped through her spandex!"

by Jocelynski October 19, 2008

Gilded Goat

When a Male tucks his cock and balls between his thighs, bends over and proceeds to urinate on his partner.

Dude... last night I gave my wife a golden shower.

Golden shower... that's child's play. You need to give her the Gilded Goat!!

by The real G-Rad August 28, 2018

Old Goat Nuts

An affectionate and debatably romantic name for your husband of many years when you are hoping to initiate sex.

After lunch let’s go take a little nap, my dearest Old Goat Nuts!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 1, 2020

No goat

A phrase made by Kurtis Conner in a video about an animated movie.

Meaning: When a goat does not like something.

"That's a no goat" "I gave my goat food she didn't like. It was a no goat so I gave her other food"

by Nuggetsonn August 24, 2020

Goat

An unreal person thats just the best. The greatest of all time (Joan Hornung)

Joan Hornung gave us money for booze and ice cream! She's the goat.

by JoanHornungFan March 13, 2022

Goat

An acronym for Greatest Of All Time

Woah, that goat is the GOAT

by PicoDeGalileo August 31, 2016

Goat Rodeo

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:

Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.

by JimmyJam November 30, 2006