Goat

An acronym for Greatest Of All Time

Woah, that goat is the GOAT

by PicoDeGalileo August 31, 2016

Goat Rodeo

A situation that is hopelessly fucked up. The worst of three stages of goat-ness. First is the Goat Rope, defined else where.

Then there is the utilitraian Goat Fuck. This normally requires a serious amount of work to unfuck.

Lastly, there is the Goat Rodeo. The worst of the three, it is beyond even profanity. It describes a situation that involves many individuals screw ups, and implies that the fuck up is already well underway, meaning that there is no hope in stopping the mess. Usually said with a defeated tone:

Ready to go to this Goat Rodeo? Its gonna be terrible.

by JimmyJam November 30, 2006

Goat Trail

Goat Trail : A man made path or trail thru the woods or hills to get to the local watering hole for a cold frosty beer. The shortest innovative path from ones apartment to mischief.

While traveling out of town , Ted the Superintendent, would always create his own Goat trail to the local dive bar or pub.

by Fatphil October 14, 2021

goat falling

something that you see on urban dictionary right next to first definition

Hey, have you seen goat falling GIF on ud?

by Notmelol123 February 14, 2022

goatbrary

aka the goatberry, gobeary, etc

A term used to reference the library in various University of California schools.

Hey. you wanna study at Powell? Yeah let's go to the goatbrary!

by gobruins337 October 23, 2022

Mountain Goat

An expression used by Danes to describe Norwegians.

Check out those mountain goats! They've never been abroad before.

by Unclecrazy January 14, 2022

Paving the goat path

Taking an existing process and trying to improve upon or retrofit it with a something new. Especially relevant when the existing process is not the best solution and starting from scratch without any constraints would be better.

I would like to rewrite the application using an updated framework and workflow instead of simply paving the goat path.

by Mike Josephson June 18, 2008