Gizzard

A clever coverup word that can be used to describe any part of the human anatomy. Especially useful if there are churchies nearby who may be offended if you say "Dick, pussy, ass, titties, or ballsack."

"If you don't quit pestering me, I'm gonna kick you in the gizzard!"

"I worked them gizzards over big time in the sack last night!"

"My gizzard hurts, I better go see Dr. Kevorkian."

"She had some fine looking gizzards before she made a mess of the bottom."

by Scott Smith 1970 September 2, 2005

Gizzard Goo

The finger lickin' good residue left at the bottom of your bowl of fried gizzards.

My frickin' redneck friend not only ordered a bowl of fried gizzards, he snarled like a Carolina bobcat at the waitress who tried to take his beloved gizzard goo before he slurped up every drop.

by The Conjurer December 16, 2019

glazed gizzard

When a guy blows his load on a girl's (or another guy's) throat. It looks like a glazed gizzard.

After boob banging her, I gave her a glazed gizzard.

by TheGlazer September 15, 2012

flip a gizzard

to lose one's temper in a physical, visceral way, including ranting, raving, arm-waving and red face

If you are late with that report, your boss is going to flip a gizzard.

by hmcdesq November 9, 2018

Shiz My Gizzard

The literal translation is to "excrete my bird stomach"

Generally used in a time of frustration rather than words such as "shit" or "fuck". Many use it to express their anger or annoyance as well.

Another interpretation is a sexual pickup line to convince your partner to essentially "poop you out" or in other scenarios, it can be taken in a more sexual context.

That awkward moment when your crush doesn't like you back
"Shiz my gizzard"

That moment you realize you aren't going to pass math
"Shiz my gizzard"

"Hey babe, wanna, wanna.... SHIZ MY GIZZARD?"
"Don't I always?"

by QuargaPie December 14, 2018

gizzad

a word used when greeting a familiar friend

HEY, what up gizzad!?!?

by skrilla June 17, 2003

gizzawatt

A gizzawatt is a measure similar to that of a gigawatt, which is equal to one billion watts. A gizzawatt is used to measure the amount of gizz produced.

She got about 5 gizzawatts all over her face!

by twatmuffin November 22, 2009