"im off too the toilet for a gillette power wank mum be right back"
"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"
"im gaggin for a gillette power wank"
by Denzelessin September 1, 2009
Get the gillette power wankmug. A delicious, fruity, and overpowering refreshment you will find at the Fifth Wheel. Beware of it's after effects which include a ball gag, a camper, and a refreshing morning shower.
Bryan: What the hell happened to you last night?
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
Jeff: One too many Gillett Banana Buckets I guess.
Bryan: So what happened?
Jeff: I'm not exactly sure. I woke up in Bert's camper, tied to the bed, and a ball gag in my mouth.
Bryan: Good Lord. You okay?
Jeff: You know, all things considering? At least I was able to get a hot shower.
Bryan: Good point.
by UTVadventures November 5, 2021
Get the Gillett Banana Bucketmug. the curse that currently afflicts roger federer, causing him to lose in the semi-finals in the austrialian open and in the first round of the dubai tennis championships, and which will lead to further struggles in his tennis game. caused by endorsing the gillette fusion power phenom razor.
the curse of the gillette fusion power phenom is similar to the cubs' curse of the billy goat, except that it involves only one guy and the sport of tennis.
by BewareTigerWoodsAndThierryHenry March 10, 2008
Get the curse of the gillette fusion power phenommug. A fucked up train stop that was forgotten on a map and is the worst place in New Lenox to be in as there are a bunch of sexual offenders waiting for you.
I was in Gilletts.
Your dead.
Your dead.
by bitchdipshit February 20, 2021
Get the Gillettsmug. Self-harm involving a razor blade, usually across the wrist in a horizontal motion, reminiscent of how a violinist holds the bow and runs it back and forth when playing.
"Sarah's been playing the gillette violin recently; those cuts look fresh."
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"
"You are infectious human waste. Go home and play the gillette violin"
by Pentasyllabic September 26, 2017
Get the Gillette Violinmug. by gropey stopey March 21, 2019
Get the Gillettemug.