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thin giraffe

A very unattractive younger teen who has no ass or boobs and is very awkward
The thin giraffe had no one to dance with at the mixer because she was to scared to ask
by Jerkenoff December 7, 2017
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Giraffe

Oh look he is a giraffe!
by +anonnon May 2, 2017
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Giraffe Potty

I submit definitions for this word.
by WhoDatFreshBoi December 22, 2018
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danish giraffe

A person you are utterly dismissive, disrespectful, of scornful of, to the point you don't care if they live or are killed for being 'genetically unsuitable'. References the Copenhagen Zoo's controversial practice of culling their stable of healthy giraffes, by slaughtering them in front of schoolchildren.
Damn, son - you're a cold-hearted S.O.B., dissing your bae like a danish giraffe.
by giraffe-o February 27, 2017
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SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER

YO YOURE SUCH A SKETTY GIRAFFE SHAGGER BILL!
by JacobBazScalpathus May 30, 2019
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Combat Giraffe

1. an awkwardly tall girl who is also quite skinny, at times frighteningly so
the combination of these unflattering traits make for a particularly repulsive looking female
According to the foremost Combat Giraffe expert on the East Coast, commonly referred to as woo, these strange creatures are usually characterized by oafishness, but they do not lug around, it is more accurately described as a flailing of the limbs
Bruce Lee: Becky looks terrifying today... I had nightmares about her last night.
Jose Contreras: No shit ese. that's because she's a fucking combat giraffe: her neck is taller than i am and shes skinny enough to fall through a crack in the floor. She slapped me yesterday so hard with her flailing arms that I crumbled.
by benny b from the bronx November 2, 2004
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Giraffe Pussy

Giraffe pussy - a heightened state of highness. Being REALLY high or stoned
Last night I was higher then Giraffe Pussy and I ended up shitting myself.
by Will Repute July 7, 2008
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