An institution much like its similar counterpart St. Catherine's infested with young arrogant little snobs. Both Gertrudes and St. Catherines think their girls are the shit.These sorry exscuses for zoos point fingers and make fun of each other but only to be laughed at and mocked by the public school community. These girls sweat the public school boys more then anything. Their need for cock is overwhelming to the usual public school girl since the brother schools of these 2 hell holes (benedictine & St. Chris) are just gay factorys filled with butt sex and HIV. Private shcools HAH.
If u would like to send some hate mail its very welcome.So i can bitch u out some more. I DARE U BITCHES
by PubSchMartyr January 29, 2005
hahahahhaha! Oh the trials and tribulations of a private schooler. you poor things! i'm really sorry that your all rich. way to go on making yourselves look like idiots! looks like the only kids here that really win are the public schoolers...
PrivateSchooler1: What do you wanna do today?
PrivateSchooler2: I don't know, we could make fun of another private school, or we could pick on the middle class, how about you?
PrivateSchooler1: You don't want to just mind our own business and hang out with friends?
PrivateSchooler2: What? People at private schools do that?
PrivateSchooler2: I don't know, we could make fun of another private school, or we could pick on the middle class, how about you?
PrivateSchooler1: You don't want to just mind our own business and hang out with friends?
PrivateSchooler2: What? People at private schools do that?
by PublicSchoolersAreBetterPeople February 16, 2005
Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. The creatures putrid bowl movements force all civilization within a 25 mile radius to evacuate to the nearest bomb shelter until the toxic gases have been omitted from the area. However, that plot of land will be inhabitable for years to come. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“I cant believe someone left cheese laying around! Aunt Gertrude The Third is going to force us into quarantine for weeks!”
by Georgetta Stone June 15, 2022
Typically located in a rural area, far from civilization, this rare specimen in her mid to late 50s is often referred to by scientists as an “Erika”. The exotic Gertude is often followed by the chant “dun dun dun” and a mariachi band. Due to the genetic makeup of this creature, their back can not reach further than a 45° angle. The occasional Gertrude can be enticed by the smell of sharp cheddar cheese and the noise of diet coke streaming into a full yeti cup of vodka.
“Slowly pour the diet coke in your cup we don’t want any Gertrude the thirds’s (dun dun dun) to be alarmed”
by Georgetta Stone June 21, 2022
Uncle Gertrude is an inspirational man apart from his weird name.
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
He is very generous and gives his nieces moncler coats but they rip easy.
He is also a pedophile
Brennan: N word
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
Dylan: Brennan is the best shut up your uncle is called Gertrude!
Liam: uncle Gertrude!
by Pedro bumford April 08, 2019
My gooche has been sweating all day, I for sure am gertruding
This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding
This chicken is raw c*nt, it’s gertruding
by Big Dick Mikey March 30, 2024
When you the ugly girl, but in a condom stick it in her nose, pop it, then rip a fat ass fart in her mouth and shit on her face
by Daddy Cuh October 02, 2022