Gerry News 

Gerry News - Is a channel in a Discord server known as UTMP, that channel is made for TvGerry so he can post his shitposts and effortless news, some of them aren't even news!
TvGerry was the only person who was able posts, but than he added 90% of the active discord server members.

B- Hey! i just visited UTMP and saw a funny joke on Gerry News!
G- Oh Cool! What it is it?
B- Brickus Brockus!
G- I'm unfriending you

Gerry News by 5L1M3 March 1, 2021

gerry helmet 

the gland on the tip of ones penis. named due to its uncanny resemblence to german soldiers helmets during the first and second world wars. can give great pleasure when rubbed.

have you seen the state of craig smiths cheesy gerry helmet??? he should see a docter about that shit!

gerry helmet by paddy farrell September 26, 2004

Gerry the wings. 

To do injustice to. To leave a large amount of meat still on the bone.

Bob: Hey I’m done eating these wings
John: No you aren’t. You left so much meat on the wings. Don’t Gerry the wings.

Gerry the wings. by imkeisha88 June 20, 2019

Gerry Mcnamara

guard on Syracuse basketball team shots 3 pointers really well. is better than J.J. reddick Also known as the dog

G-mac for 3! and its Good!

Gerry Mcnamara by j-train October 13, 2004

gerry-rig 

Another way to spell jerry-rig THe act temporally and shoddy fixing an object. A rude reference to the German engineering in WWII.

"He gerry-rigged the door to his room, so he could open it from his seat until he got the spring replaced"

gerry-rig by Franisco Franco July 22, 2008

Gerry Adams 

The President of the Irish Political Party 'Sinn Féin' (If you're not Irish, it means "Ourselves"), which is the largest Republican political party in Nothern Ireland.

From the late 1980s onwards, Gerry was a very important figure in the Northern Ireland peace process.

Gerry Adams has stated repeatedly that he has never been a member of the Provisional Irish Republican Army.

Gerry Adams by an abused hobo April 12, 2011

Gerry Lindgren 

Quite possibly the best runner there ever was. He grew up in Spokane, Washington, and had an alcaholic father. He was really wimpy, and when he started high school, he was the biggest wimp there, and was made fun of. He decided to run cross country because he wasn't good at any other sport. He ended up setting world records for running later in his life, and was still cool about it. The role model for any runner. He is also another reason {cross country runners rock, and also shows that it is the best sport.

Guy A: Wow, Gerry Lindgren rocks!
Guy B: True, true.

Gerry Lindgren by XC Ninja November 5, 2005