Geodynamics of Gemology

The specific application of geodynamic principles to the world of precious stones. It's the study of the immense social and financial pressures that cause trends in the gem market to "fold" and "fault." This includes analyzing how a celebrity engagement ring acts as an "igneous intrusion," forcing a new gemstone (like a morganite or a padparadscha sapphire) into the public consciousness and displacing the established "sedimentary" layers of diamond dominance.

Example: "When Meghan Markle wore that aquamarine ring, the geodynamics of gemology went into overdrive. The tectonic plates of the jewelry industry shifted overnight, and suddenly every bride wanted a blue-green rock, causing a massive upthrust in the price of aquamarines and a corresponding trough for traditional emeralds."

by Dumu The Void February 14, 2026

Dirty Gerwyn

While having sex with somebody, and they complain about absolutely anything AT ALL, you stop and stare at them while saying "your mother doesn't complain, your mother doesn't complain"

I hooked up with this girl last night, I did have to show her the Dirty Gerwyn though, as she asked me why I wasnt going hard enough...

by SamIsChillLikeThat August 22, 2022