Gerber-free

An individual who does not have children.

He/She's single, attractive, educated, and Gerber-free!

by Bornscorpion October 6, 2011

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Gerber brain

a girl who is especially naive to the ways of the world. a simpleton.

That gerber brain idiot just spilt her drink on my lap.

by P Nutty May 11, 2009

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Gerber Baby

An insult used at your local high school to make fun of a fat kid. Used to describe how someone has large fat cheeks cuz they stuff food in the mouth all the time.

Man John is such a god damn Gerber baby

by john_farley34 April 23, 2015

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Gerber cock

Gerber cock is when a guy has a very small penis. So tiny that it's compared to a babies penis.

Holy shit, look at how small that is, Shane has a gerber cock.

by Paulieou5 January 8, 2017

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Dirty Gerber

While dressed in authentic Amish garb, open up the ass of your partner, pour in some heavy cream and churn away to create some dirty butter. Way to go Eli!

Man, this toast tastes funny, "it's probably from that Dirty Gerber I made last night.

by Captain Terrwilliger October 4, 2006

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