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geezer quickie

A kiss between older folks.
Hey sweetheart, let’s have a geezer quickie, shall we?
by Dr Bunnygirl July 22, 2020
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geezer ass

Slang term referring to a wide selection of age-related ass difficulties that typically happen.
Gram and Grampa have some seriously disturbing stories falling into the category of geezer ass tales!
by Dr Bunnygirl August 18, 2020
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Geoterium

,geo/ter/ium

-geo- or ge-

A prefix that means "earth," as in geochemistry, the study of the Earth's chemistry

–ter adverb.
(in prescriptions) three times.

a combining form meaning “thrice,” used in the formation of compound words: tercentennial.

ter. 

1. (in prescriptions) rub. Origin:

< Latin tere

2. terrace.

3. territorial.

-ium suff.

Chemical element or group
- noun; a word pertaining to a compound that is compose of three earth bound minerals, limestone, stalactite and muddy fossilipids that is tar, rubbing it's surfaces naturally and more precise than honey. More dense than fuel or crude oil and diesel. it is safest and cleanest compound that can replace fuel

(mistaken as deuterium and it has been concealed upon it's discovery from 1986 in coron palawan phils)
Geoterium is the key ingredient of a naturally brewed fresh air.
by A.G. KAPAYAPAAN September 11, 2011
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geometry

I'm failing geometry with a 50
by yz12595 January 5, 2010
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GEOvertising

(Pronounced GEO-vertising)

GPS enabled devices receive real time, promotional, time sensitive offers from local retailers as the holder of the device passes within a short distance of the retailer's store location.
Salesperson: "GEOvertising, my friend, is the wave of the future! Now if you'll indulge me for just a moment please... simply look out your showroom window and consider the potential impact to your casket sales bottom line if only you had the ability to put your powerful message in the GPS enabled device of each and every man, woman or vehicle navigation system that approached within a two block radius of this fine business establishment."

Retailer (seeing the salesperson out): “Try the donut shop next door."
by Dave_M May 29, 2008
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Diamond Geezer

A real, top lad. A gentlemen who will go out of his way to ensure everyone and everything around him experiences the best possible life. Common in London and other heavy-cockney areas such as Essex.
Rob is a real Diamond Geezer - he just cleared our tabs from Saturday night
by Vndct June 6, 2018
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Geezed in my pants

When an incredibly hot and attractive person does something really dumb that the boner you have of that person is now just straight up weird and confusing. Pronounced in the same manner when you roll your eyes and say “Oh Geez…”
I was checking out Susan in her micro bikini at the beach when she accidentally sharted herself. Dude I just geezed in my pants there and I had to sit down to face palm.
by Soffz84 November 16, 2017
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