gefuddled

having a diminutive and shriveled appearance

Joseph has a gefuddled penis.

by Dr. Yaweecooparely October 9, 2010

Gouda

Gouda is a type of cheese, but can be used as a term for flirting. If someone says that there were talking about Gouda with someone else, they were most likely flirting with each other.

I was just talking to a girl the other day and we totally talked about Gouda

by your_mom_205 June 23, 2019

Geodysplasia

Strong feeling that you really should be somewhere else

Matt felt severe geodysplasia, that he needed to be four hundred miles further west and at least one thousand feet higher in elevation.

by Mijjil July 27, 2020

Geordie

A person who exhibits the following qualities
a) a ballsack for a face
b) aggressively hates people named Hamoon

I hope my kid doesn’t end up being Geordie

by Hamothy November 23, 2021

John B JJ Geordin

The hot guy from shake shack looking at us in a car while we were laughing our heads off cause you waved at us and thought we were gay because I kissed her on her forehead when she looked at you. (It's our nickname for you)

CS: Remember John B JJ Geordin from shake shack
D: Yeah, I wish we could find him and talk to him

by AnonymousPickledCarrot December 18, 2020

geordie alarm clock

A fart performed in bed by one's wife/female partner, so loud in volume and pungent in smell that it would rouse even a work-shy geordie from his foul sleep pit.

"Howay Pet! Mind tha Geordie alarm clock. Yor orse has splattered broon allaver me pidjammers!"

by Bob Sometimes March 18, 2005

Goudie

n., adj.
(1) Anything thats anywhere between a little bit weird and totally outrageous, but is so great it causes spontaneous orgasms
(2) a gratifuck; an uncontrollable desire to sexually gratify someone as a method of thanks

(1)
guy: it was so goudie i totally ejaculated in my pants
girl: i know, i'm so wet from all the goudie

(2)
bro1: christmas dinner was so great i wanted to goudie aunt bessie
bro2: sick but true

girl: You're such a good friend!
guy: its the least i could do...
girl: i'm gonna goudie your brains out!
guy: cool, take your shirt off.

by gabriellagoudie625 January 8, 2009