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n., adj.
(1) Anything thats anywhere between a little bit weird and totally outrageous, but is so great it causes spontaneous orgasms
(2) a gratifuck; an uncontrollable desire to sexually gratify someone as a method of thanks
(1)
guy: it was so goudie i totally ejaculated in my pants
girl: i know, i'm so wet from all the goudie

(2)
bro1: christmas dinner was so great i wanted to goudie aunt bessie
bro2: sick but true

girl: You're such a good friend!
guy: its the least i could do...
girl: i'm gonna goudie your brains out!
guy: cool, take your shirt off.
Goudie by gabriellagoudie625 January 8, 2009
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Goudie is a pig faced arrogent ugly smelly chick who whores herself to anything that walks. Usually hated by many.
Goudie by Brendan April 19, 2005

fred goudie 

a six year old who lives aquatically.
hi fred goudie. bye fred goudie. go away fred goudie. stop swimming fred goudie.
fred goudie by cian54321 July 5, 2012

Goldierocks  

Renowned energetic DJ, promoter, music journalist and notorious socialite from London, UK. Infamous for her very long blonde locks and bouncy live performances- resident indie/electro DJ at Ibiza Rocks, Ibiza and Razzmatazz, Barcelona. Tours extensively and parties very, very hard.
Goldierocks by Badel06 January 1, 2007

Goodie Raper 

One who repeatedly takes advantage of the free stuff, often goodie bags, at certain events such as promotions at movie theaters, concert festivals, temporary kiosks at malls, etc.

This is often frowned upon by others if such a person is in a group.
"What the hell, man, you got, like, a million at&t sweatbands! Isn't that enough?"

"Uh, I just have six."

"Six? Just six? You fucking cunt, that's still too many!"

"Sorry"

"Don't be such a goodie raper!"

Goodie closet 

“Can I get something from the goodie closet?”
“Sure”
Goodie closet by PigIA September 1, 2020

slim goodie 

A skinny/ slim girl who is also sexy or attractive
Keep calm and f*ck a slim goodie
slim goodie by hkayy March 12, 2015
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