Male or female corporate employees who roam aimlessly to various other departments within their building looking for free coffee. Typical subjects are height disadvantaged. Non offending employees often carry gnome sticks or "gnomechucks" to ward off.
by Shadow thorn June 22, 2011
Get the Coffee Gnome mug.Sock gnomes are an ancient folk who hail from Germany. They sneak into people’s houses and steal their socks. Only the left ones though. The purpose of this is to wear them as hats. Its very necessary to their survival. Other common names for them are as follows; hat people, helmet folk, hut luete, and sockenzwerg. They refer to themselves as hat people because socks don’t exist to them. The big people are the crazy stupid giants. When the big peole come, the sock gnomes riot. Their weapon of choice is the pitchfork which they ise to stab people right in between the leg bone and the knee cap. This will bring their enemies to their knees, but not for long because of the excruciating pain. Then they fall on their faces and the sock gnomes tie them down with little pieces of string. The sock gnomes are also brilliant engineers. They actually invented the leg warmer, the back massager, cheez itz, tom holland, and the tenor saxaphone. In sock gnome legend, there is a messaih who will come wearing 100% wool socks on their head that are also waterproof. This person is destined to be ruler of all sock gnomes. Sock gnomes to this day hold a bitter grudge against the big people because of the rednpointy hatted stereotype they have created.
by Bobthelobster March 6, 2022
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Gnomenclature is the science concerning the production of electricity. Inside of wires there are thousands of tiny gnomes awaiting command to begin high-fiving. When you flip a light switch on, it triggers a chain reaction between the gnomes. One high-fives the other and a domino affect begins, carrying exponentially increasing gnome high-five magic along a chain of microscopic gnomes, eventually leading to the bulb which is set to continuously run by a gnome performing interpretive dance inside the filament.
Cody - "I heard butt-town is all out of electricity, the papers are saying the gnomes are on strike"
Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"
Charlie - "What they need to do is bring some scientists in to negotiate the terms of gnomenclature with them"
by ShiftShaper October 12, 2010
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Get the forum gnomes mug.n. - a sexual act in which a person sits on the tip of the garden gnome's hat until they, or the gnome, achieves climax.
n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
n. - in other circles, it is the sexual act of manual penis stimulation from a garden gnome
Brandi: Where is Jackson right now?
Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
Mark: Last I saw, he left the viewing of the Great Gatsby and was caught in the garden getting a gnome job. I don't think he wants anymore quiche...
by BungBro5 May 19, 2014
Get the gnome job mug.Gnomestar AKA Keemstar - Is Your Average Racist Garden Gnome That Likes To Talk About The "News" On YouTube And Talk Trash On Other People Just Because They Roasted Him.
Whaaat Is Up Drama Alert Nation? I'm Your Host Killer Keemstarrr (Gnomestar) Lets Get Roight Into The Newwws!
Keemstar Is A Racist That Put Hate On A Guy Named Alex.
Keemstar Is A Racist That Put Hate On A Guy Named Alex.
by Rainesty January 27, 2017
Get the Gnomestar mug.Having a resemblance to, or relating to, geometry. Commonly used to mock your teacher when they can't put their finger on what a specific concept is.
When Mr. Ben couldn't identify how squares fit into the lesson, we deemed it to be merely a geometrimatical oddity.
by YouProllyKnowMe February 19, 2015
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