genitalia paraphernalia

A classy ‘dick pic’ or picture of ones genitalia

Person 1: ‘Would you like some genitalia paraphernalia?’
Person 2:‘No, but thank you for asking first. Very classy of you.’

by ShutUpHeidi February 12, 2018

genisu

Derived from the typo of "genius."

1) Brilliant, but used in a mocking, snarky, or ironic sense.

2) Almost intelligent, almost smart, almost amazing... except not. So close to being brilliant, and yet so far away. Let's face it: just fail.
3) Someone who attempts to exhibit/emphasize their intellectual qualities or interests on the Internet. Used to gently poke fun at said person (usually "gently" anyway).

Kris: "If I fake my own death, then I won't have to go in to work today."
Alex: "Wow, that's pure genisu."

Harby: "Today, I managed to boil water without setting the kitchen on fire." :)
Mitch: "...Uh, yeah. Well done. You're a genisu, all right."

Nathan: "I'm going to name my RPG character after the forefather of the Carolingian Dynas--"
Joy: "Trying to look like a genisu, huh?"

by Chasselas July 7, 2009

show me your genitals

something that girls need to do more of

please amy show me your genitals

by rub a dub dub coons in the tub November 1, 2010

Genital Istitudes

When your balls have the texture of a Russian bean bag chair.

"My balls are swollen and rigid, Dr. McGroin."
"Well, David, you probably have genital istitudes. My son Patrick had that some years back."

by Jimmy, Cody, Grant, Reef, Brookless and Dixon Cider January 28, 2007

genital hospital

A form of torture listed as one of the settings of the revenge device created by the nerdy children in an episode of the Simpsons, along with other options such as wedgie and purple nurple. The details of this procedure was not explained any further.

Look at that nerd; I think I'm going to give him a "genital hospital."

by alexw January 18, 2008

genitals

a funny word for cock and balls

my genitals swing freely

by Winnie The Shit November 13, 2003

Geniarse

Someone who is generally accepted to be an arse but occasionally shows moments of pure genius.

Scud was the first geniarse.

by schmeee December 6, 2006