Gerde

The substitute who you never know if he will tend to your class. Has a styrofoam cup filled with who knows what. Likes telling stories with absolutely no relation to class. These include stories about: his cats, salt, his cats, his cats, and other things. He has a sac on his neck. I assume its filled with stories or mabye it opens up and unleashes a fiery inferno when he is mad.

Calvin walks into class, "oh... my... GERDE!!!"

by Thatguydodo June 2, 2019

to geir

Geiring is when you tell somebody that they have nothing to do or if you're acting very silly.

A few examples of the verb to geir:

- Haha, you've got nothing to do.
- Stop geiring!

- Stop geiring in public, you son of a gun.

by Floppy4all December 8, 2009

rusty girder

A shit that won’t flush and sits at the bottom of the toilet slowly dissolving.

Hey Mike you know that shit I had this morning, well it just refuses to flush and it just sits there looking more and more like a rusty girder

by Chivchovs October 29, 2017

Irma Gerd

The phrase you say when another Hurricane Irma comes.

Irma Gerd, it's Hurricane Irma!!!!

by joe_ag March 26, 2019

geir

The most fantastic and amazing kind of person to ever exist. Extremely smart and witty, and all around charming to interact with, Geir is most definitely the top choice in lifelong happiness for all seeking such a thing. With an endless amount of talent overflowing from a brain so amazing that all else seems dimwitted in comparison, Geir is the epitome of perfection and will attract the love an attention from anyting Geir comes in contact with. Men and women swoon for his sexual appeal, but only a lucky few could ever be so blessed as to actually experience such intense amazement!

HOLY CRAP YOU ARE THE MOST GEIR. THATS SO AWESOME!

by pipedreams October 8, 2010

girdle of gunts

A group of more than one girl sporting
a gunt.

I saw a gaggle of geese fly overhead just before I went in the dive bar and saw a girdle of gunts.

by M January 18, 2004

Geordie

A 'Geordie' is a person from Newcastle, UK. They have been named the nicest in Britain. Famous people such as Cheryl Cole and Joe McElderry are Geordies. Not all people from Newcastle have strong accents, there is a stereotype of Geordies that they are rough, common slobs who nest in council houses and suckle on 'Newcastle Brown Ale' and 'Guiness' all day. This should be ignored, as only the small minority of people from Newcastle are like this, people are like that everywhere, not just in the North East. People are generally well educated, and Gosforth High School is one of the best schools in the North and East.

Typical Geordie 1: Yee gannin' home?
Typical Geordie 2: Aye.

by Holmesss February 20, 2011