geezer

In the U.K.: A guy, a bloke, a person in general. The British equivalent of the American slang word "dude".

In the U.S.: An old man, particularly one who is either cranky or eccentric. Rather derogatory term.

(UK) "You're looking for Johnny? Yeah, he's that geezer over there in the green coat."

(US) "Old man Anderson keeps yelling at the kids playing outside. That geezer!"

by Bill M. September 20, 2004

Geezer Pleezer

n. Any of the genre of prescription drugs (e.g. Cialis, Viagra, Levitra, et. al.) designed to give old men erections.

Didja see the grin on that had-squader? Musta taken his geezer pleezer and jammed the blue hair last night.

by SnarkyRedhead February 20, 2005

Gerber Sauce

Can either be sperm or vaginal secretion.

Boy 1: So what happened with you and girl?
Boy 2: Babygirl went down and came up with "Gerber Sauce" all in her mouth.

by A.O.S. September 3, 2007

gueber

A close, chummy friend; a slightly mocking label, yet intimately shared only by best buds.

"Hey Gueber!"
"You're such a Gueber!"

by bosombro September 11, 2009

Geber

The type of guy who’s dependable, honest and very blunt with his thoughts. He won’t think twice before acting and has a strong character. He’s a born leader. He has a good heart but is also hard headed. He strives to be the best and wants the best for others before himself. He is a very good friend but keeps his circle close. He’s trustworthy and a good listener and even better at advice. He’s the one you call when you need anything and can depend on at all times. He tends to be quiet when nervous but when exposed to the environment he’s used to he’s the least quiet. He knows how to have a good time and accept change. He likes to better himself and is goal setter and getter. He is amazing. He is one of a kind.

“Geber is a good friend, he’s there when I need him most”

“Geber has a cute smile”

by You’recute9.20 September 21, 2019

Gerber Slurper

When a girl is at least 10 years younger than you but sucks dick like she is trying to get her bills paid.

That Gerber Slurper almost sucked me inside out. Someone is trying to get their Cricket bill paid.

by Big booty G November 8, 2020

GeezerBird

A female who displays desirable male characterstics (such as toilet humour or alcoholism) without sacrificing their feminity.

The way Miriam downed beer out of a teapot made me think she was a proper "Geezerbird".

by Lotney Sloth April 14, 2008