gayman islands

1. (n) An imaginary location to which one might make a similarly imaginary trip if one has caught the gay. Used to question the sexual orientation of one's male friends.

1. Man, did you see Rowen tonight? I think he might be about to make a trip to the gayman islands...

by mister butthole August 14, 2006

Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

Used before the infamous ready, steady, go!

This tricks everyone in the race. They hear the beginning of "G" and assume that it stands for go. They are mistaken as the insult gaycunt is actually called. Those who have fallen for the trick are ridiculled.

Gandhi: Hey, let's race to the toilet!
Idiot1: Yeah!
Idiot2: Yeah!
Idiot3: Yeah!
Gandhi: I'll start the race.
Idiot1: Alright.
Gandhi: Ready, steady..... Gaycunt!

*Idiots 1 and 2 proceed to sprint aimlessly towards the toilet*

Idiot3: Fuck you Gandhi. Fuck you and your childish games.

by Davyan September 30, 2007

Gaycast

A name given to the shitty cable, phone, and Internet provider that some people know as Comcast.

Steve: hey Jim, is your internet going slow?
Jim: yeah, Gaycast is really sucking ass today

by GayCastSucks December 31, 2010

Gayvangelical

An evangelical christian who hypocritically denounces homosexuals while being one. This type of person is typically in a high-profile position and nearly always in the closet.

The chief pastor would often say, "God hates fags," in his sermons, but when it turned out that he had been seeing a gay prostitute, my friends and I agreed that he was a gayvangelical.

by D. S. Rutheford November 4, 2006

Gaymance

When there is too much bromance between two or more guys.

Look at those two dudes and their gaymance!!

by goldenfirebreathingdragon August 4, 2009

Gaymansex

The act of having Gay Man Sex

"Those two homo's are totally having gaymansex now"

by Jet March 5, 2004

Gaycare

n. Supervision provided for homosexual men younger than 15 and older than 75 who are in need of nurturing caregivers because they are unable to adequately care for themselves.

I took my Aunt Patty to the lesbian gaycare facility known as "Birds of a Feather" in Los Angeles. OR He's such an old homo, he needs to be put in gaycare.

by JS2007 December 22, 2007