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gastro pong

A controversial sex move in which a person inserts ping pong balls into their anus (gastro), and then shoots out said balls into the mouth of a willing participant (pong).
"I heard Mike enjoys a good same of gastro pong. I wouldn't share any drinks with him if I were you."
by Euro89 February 6, 2014
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Gastropolitan

Somebody who's super morbidly obese to the point of probable near-death, but acts sexy as fuck and tries to guilt everybody else into finding them attractive.
Have you heard that Tess Holliday made the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine? Looks like "Gastropolitan" is a whole new level of Cosmo.
by ChildOfHyperion September 2, 2018
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Gastle

Someone whom isn't tech savvy
Oh don't be a gastle
by Saladbowls November 23, 2020
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Gastric Brood

A fetish that acts as a mixture between emetophilia, oviposition, and vore, inspired by gastric brooding frogs (Rheobatrachus). Describes the process of swallowing fertile eggs, having them hatch in the body, and being regurgitated. Eggs are often that of worm-like creatures such as snakes, maggots, or centipedes, to enhance the focus on wriggling and squirming in the host's stomach.
Person A: Dude I just saw some fucked up hentai where a giant wasp laid eggs in a girl's stomach, and when they hatched she puked them up. Can't believe some people get off to this.
Person B: Oh yeah, that sounds like some Gastric Brood shit.
by Heruppe March 1, 2021
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gastosterone

Massive farts and gas, but associated with a male asshole.
I ate Taco Bell late last night and blew up the bathroom with massive gastosterone.
by Bpickett78 January 25, 2017
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North Gaston

a high school out in the country full of dumb fucks that fight everyday , fein for nicotine , threatens to shoot up the school , and wanna be athletes that think their good but not .
i would hate to have to go to North Gaston for all 4 years
by theres a snake in my boot . October 28, 2019
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gastrovascular

Latin for "Worst game ever invented".

This is a reference from the hit movie The Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe where Edmund defines the word.
"Come on, Peter. Gastrovascular.

Is it Latin? - Yes.
Is it Latin for 'worst game ever invented'?"-2005 Chronicles of Narnia: The Lion, the Witch, and the Wardrobe.
by NarniaExpert January 2, 2011
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