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groomer

A much older adult who has sex with teenagers.
"At the age of 16, an attractive, naïve, yet horribly precocious only child living in Twickenham, Barber began a two-year sexual relationship with a much older man whom she calls Simon. Nowadays, flashy Simon, with his posh motors and fancy cigars, would be called a predator or a groomer but back then, still in the days when even the brightest girls were expected to bag a man at the first opportunity, it was Barber's parents who actively encouraged the affair." (Review in The Scotsman, July 15, 2009)
by Johnny Buzzard July 15, 2009
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galoompie

Someone who is a dork. Someone like Trisse.
Ways in which galoompie can be used in a sentence: Trisse is a giagantic galoompie head. Trisse ya galoompie!
by Dawwwson February 19, 2009
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Galoomping

To run in a clumsy or uncoordinated manner
After a few glasses of jungle juice my wife went galoomping out of the restaurant.
by Reverend D May 21, 2009
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grooming your poodle

Shaving down your pubic hair (on a man).
When you are grooming your poodle Erik says not to use the electric shaver or it will grab your chicken bag.
by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007
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Groom Roast

A Groom Roast is a man’s versions of the bridal shower. The Bachelor Party may not always be appropriate for younger guys or older relatives, so this is a great way for all the important men in the groom’s life to celebrate him by spending an afternoon together and having a little fun at his expense (public appropriate comedic insults, praise, outlandish true stories and uplifting tributes). The groom knows that it’s all in fun, and is able to be a good sport about it. The groom will be roasted by those who wish to do it, with some of the same treatment possibly coming their way too. It’s hosted by the groomsmen, who pick a theme the groom would like: sports, gaming, poker… and bring everyone together with food, drinks and some good laughs.
Are you going to plan the Groom Roast?
by Groomage June 18, 2011
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The Grooms Bride

What a shame , The Grooms Bride is a whore
by STRAWBERRY GERARD WAY February 23, 2018
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Groom Lake

Dry lake bed within Area 51.
Casual term for the base at Area 51.
The Stealth bomber was first tested at Groom Lake.
by Curious Cow August 1, 2004
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