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Garfunkel Says

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.
I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P
by QuacksO December 6, 2020
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Garfunkeling

The act of looking at your muscles, and posing to highlight your muscle in the mirror, in a very gay way. Most gym bros suffer from garunkeling too much.
Rafi stop garfunkeling in the bathroom mirror!!!”
by StoogeNumber3 June 18, 2023
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Garfunkeling

GARFUNKELING (v): A micro-obsession with a single song. Usually while in a somber mood with something like Kathy’s Song by Simon and Garfunkel on repeat.
Sorry I haven’t texted back, I’ve been down and garfunkeling all afternoon.
by MrsWeasley March 14, 2022
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