Gannon

Simp

Dude look that kid is a Gannon

by sdfghjklk September 01, 2020

Gannon

Gannon is a stupid gay fucker. He is gay af and has the smallest dick ever.

"Who's that dude?"

" that's Gannon. He is gay af."

by Stvears22789 May 28, 2019

Gannon

a gay ass faggot who thinks he's cool because he hangs out with a dude with a fucked up hairline and another dude who is as coordinated as a tree, Gannon's are also very freakishly ugly

Gannon is a loser but he hangs out with people who have clout, so he's not as big of a loser.

by happy_not_happy February 25, 2018

Gannon

He is a very sexy beast. That third nipple makes people act up. You just want him to lactate all over you with his luscious man-tits. The most wild muthafuckah you’ll ever meet and of given the chance will fuck the shit out of you. His brain needs to be studied.

Person 1: Did you see that Gannon just blew up a condom like a balloon and is sword fighting right now?
Person 2: Dope shit lemme go join him!

by Qwertyuiop1837282 September 23, 2023

Gannon

He is ugly . A player . A red head . He had no balls . He Sucks dick. He is a lier

Gannon do you have a girlfriend ? Him no

His girlfriend calls . So we don’t date now .

by You won’t known February 03, 2019

Gannon Cannon

A Gannon cannon is the act of eating Doritos while jerking off, then fingering your girlfriends asshole with the hand you ate the Doritos with

Bro, the Gannon cannon is such a w move it got me all the alc

by Yursuzz February 16, 2025

Cole Gannon

The sexiest, rawest, validest, and mouth watering guy you will ever witness.

Women1: "Have you seen Cole Gannon."

Women2: "Holy shit yeah! His mullet almost made me squirt."

by bruh2113231321 May 15, 2021