Today is Monday which means Gandalf gets to lick a graham cracker. It is her favorite activity
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In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
In 'The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers', the Battle of Helms Deep is all but lost until Gandalf the White appears, handing victory to the men of Rohan against the Uruks of Isengard.
Similarly, the arrival of Gandalf the Brown reveals that the battle for control of your bowels has been concluded in your favour.
Guy 1: You coming swimming later?
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
Guy 2: I can't, I have a bad stomach, I need to rest.
*30 minutes later*
Guy 2: I'll be coming after all, Gandalf the Brown has arrived.
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An extremely old, grey haired cop that is ready for retirement but still packs a punch and likes to kick ass
Suspect: Yo Gandalf Grey Balls over there kicked my ass.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
Junior cop: You should have shut the fuck up and did what he said.
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Dave: "Joe is absolutely hammered"
Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "
Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
Paul: "I know, Gandalf's Cave is the best "
Joe: " YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
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Actually no, our exam isn't next week, it starts in 15 minutes... you've got yourself a Gandalf Problem right there.
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person 1:No Its an F on a test that counts as 50% of my grade. It's definitely a gandalf grade.
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person 1:No Its an F on a test that counts as 50% of my grade. It's definitely a gandalf grade.
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