peter gammons

An aging hasbeen with no credibility.

I saw that it was a Peter Gammons article, so I dismissed it.

by Dooley Womack January 8, 2005

Gammon Flaps

Used to describe a nasty pussy.

'she is hanging a bit low, looks like she has a right pair of gammon flaps on her'

by Rob December 9, 2003

Gammon Wallet

The over-used, pink, leathery, dry, sore, stray pig-haired genital area of a woman. Often found amongst the older generation the Gammon Wallet hangs from the undercarriage of the species in two parts – left and right. Physically resembling a man's battered leather fold-over wallet, hanging from a washing line, with the line supporting it down its fold. It has the colouring and finish of an uncooked gammon steak.

She stood naked before me, legs about one foot apart. Her aged body appeared to lose 20 years when shrouded in darkness and silhouetted against the full desert moon. I felt stirs of arousal in my groin, wrestling with my tight trunks. She looked exactly as I’d imagined her. I scoured every inch of her outline, her slim womanly curves tantalizing and feeding my every dark thought. But then I noticed it. Her gammon wallet. It hung like two oversized bats tussling in the opening of a cliff side cave. Each beast pumping condensation into the cold night air as they collided in a battle for superiority and best breeding. I shivered with disgust and shook my ill fated thoughts from my head. She was Deputy Head-Mistress after all with no traces of MILF attached...

by birtbag July 10, 2006

gammon alley

Vagina

"ram it up your gammon alley"

by marvel_us jodes May 18, 2014

Nah gammon

Australian slang - like saying "just kidding" or "jokes"

that was shit... nah gammon it was awesome

by Aussie_cossie February 5, 2012

Gammon Washer

i beleive tim shaw uses the term 'gammon washer' as an alternative name for your bottom hole. Not, as the last entry seems to think, the vagina.

tim shaw's show is described as like turning yourself inside-out through your gammon washer

by pete June 18, 2006

gammon danglers

(gah-mun dan-glers) vagina.

See also:

ham danglers

Fanny

Errr did you see her gammon danglers ?
They were blue waffle rough.

by LadyInRedTube January 16, 2014