Gackipedia

A no nonsense collection of rules and common sense practices to be followed by the public when entering a gym/ health club/ Crossfit/ powerlifting establishment.

Also contains humorous antidotes, quotes and opinions.

Created and maintained by a Elite USAPL Powerlifter.

"DO NOT curl in the squat rack"- Gackipedia

"Cell phones are to be OFF on the gym floor"- Gackipedia

"Do not use the bench press to nap"- Gackipedia

"Squat below parallel will NOT injure your knees"- Gackipedia

by thorr74 July 28, 2009

gack in the crack

The substance in between a man's ass cheeks that creates skid marks. Also known as butt butter, gack in the crack is usually formed as a result of several components put together. These are:
1) A hairy ass
2) A moist defecation followed by clean up with cheap TP
3) Physical exertion that causes the hairy ass to perspire

Mike took a hurried dump in the portajohn outside the stadium and then went back to tailgating. It was a long walk back to the pickup and the hot weather made him sweat. By the time he got back to the beer cooler he had some gack in the crack.

by Wiseman July 14, 2006

Whack my Gack

A way of someone to say masturbate my penis.

Jim: Hey you, why don't you come over here and Whack my Gack!?
Tim: That is quite rude.

by Popaius November 8, 2016

gacked out

To be real real real high, on meth, crack, PCP or whatever gets you fuzzy!

I was nekkid gacked out and shootin' at the cops.
I acquired all this copper wire when I were gacked out!
That bitch is gacked the fuck out!

by rusty squeezebox June 14, 2008

gacky

something that makes you gack, often yucky

the food was gacky.

by Pookett June 5, 2007

Gack Mouth

The term used to describe the dry state of one's mouth from the intense lack of saliva. It can cause the lips to stick to the teeth and gums, and is often caused by smoking cannabis.

I have Gack Mouth. My mouth is Gacky.

by Tom Linds April 5, 2008

Gacktrows

Gackt with cornrows

"Ew, Alex, look at those Gacktrows."

by kittygackt August 19, 2007