grunt

*A type of grumbling noise made on certain occassions, such as being hit by something, or being exasperated, etc.

*An ordinary soldier.

*Synonym for ape, a person of low intelligence.
"I grunt when I have to shit."
-me

"Infantrymen of the US Army and USMC are grunts. Unless their special forces."
-me
by Dave September 13, 2004
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noun and verb poop

from a misreading of "to kill a mockingbird" when they poke under the bed with a broom handle. a grunt under the bed.
A. hey, cover for me, i'm on cigarette break!
B. huh uh. you just had one.
A. yeah, i know. i didnt want to say, i'm actually going to do a grunt.

oooh, did you see that nasty grunt in the shitter? it didnt flush!
by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 18, 2005
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grunt

The sound made by a person while eating.

Hence, grunts are what you eat. Food.
Whoa, man, I'm hungry. I've got to grunt.
by Cap'n Bullmoose April 23, 2005
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a grunt is a dude from madness combat that always gets killed and is epic
1:hey ima go kill some grunts for fun wanna come?
2:sure man!
1 hour later: 1000 grunts dead
by sussy bussy oddbod February 15, 2022
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grunt

Someone who get's all the shit jobs and is proud of it. Normal humans ("civilians" or cattle) think it is a joke to call someone a grunt but they have no idea.
He can't make that kind of decision, he's just a grunt - no offence.

None taken.
by Gruntboy September 12, 2003
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someone that work's for someone regardless their position in a company. Usually a white collar worker that drinks allot of coffee to get through the day and spends about 6 hours at work on Facebook instead of doing tasks for his company and counts down to Friday every week.

Someone usually in the morning on the highway driving like zombie fighting with traffic.
Tom is such a grunt, his BBM status changes to WHOO TGIF every friday.
by super cool adam from toronto August 20, 2011
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A grunt is a noun first coined in by Yourragegaming who streams on the platform known as twitch to describe someone who is currently watching the stream but is not currently subscribed to the streamer, the grunts are usually presented as the lowest members of twitches social hierarchy because they have the least amount of power and capability. Which is of course because of the fact that the people who are subbed have to pay 5 bucks and therefore valued higher by the streamer because they are the ones getting a percent of the money. In other words the term grunt is used by streamers like YourRage to devalue the people that don’t get him money in order to scam people in to subscribing so YourRage can pretend like they mean more than they actually do in order to scam them out of 5 bucks. Of course this isn’t really surprising, the fact that he turned this word into one of his scam tactics, considering his history .
“ Fuck the grunts

“ Your just a stupid little grunt

“grunts life’s matter”
by Lolsforbruv July 12, 2021
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