Laying Grout

The act of having a degenerate female lie naked on a cement floor (usually garage or basement) while pressing her breasts together. One or multiple men then proceed to squat-shuffle over her while defecating. The bead of feces is implied to be the "grout" and the breasts symbolize tile or other masonry medium to which the grout is binding.

"Hey Dandelion, you coming over later?" "Nah, Mav. I'm gonna help some friends with something." "Oh, what?" "Laying grout." "Oh. Ok. I love you." "K. Bye." "I said I love you..." "Yea. Thank you. Bye."

by synasthetic October 14, 2016

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Sour Grout

A substance found between the tiles in the bathroom of grumpy people.

Little did he know I wasn’t going to clean the bathroom; I wasn’t going to touch that sour grout.

by Larp Lord August 15, 2018

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Grout • groutfit • grouting • Grout day • Grouted • grout bitch • Grout Fishing • grout fur • Grout line • grout mouth

Dirty grout

Is a Boulder Highway Hooker!

Look at all these nasty Dirty Grouts!

by Missabrasive1313 October 12, 2021

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goutry

the feeling that something, don't make you tired.

I was so goutry with this drink.

by vgcccccccccccccccccccccccccccc May 17, 2019

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Gouty Santa

gou-tee san-tuh- A fat, out of shape, bearded man with grey hair who thinks he’s a gift to everyone and the nicest guy around. Only the elf’s know he’s actually a selfish slave driver.

Gouty Santa and his overdressed elf’s were gorging at the country club and were as out of place as hillbillies betting on baccarat.

by Giggles T. Clown August 31, 2016

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GRoDT

Get Rich or Die Trying.

me:Should I buy more of that FEEC stock?
Geoff: Hopefully. The problem is that FEEC management is totally incompetent. Or at least they seem to be.

me: Hope is good enough for me (putting 500 in tomorrow).....
me: GRoDT
Geoff: For sure.

by rainbow43 May 23, 2014

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