Granddaddy Chef

Hey granddaddy chef how are you OwO senpai kun I’ll shank you

Hi granddaddy cheff

by I_is_ryan_reynolds_wifu October 16, 2019

granddad flop

when you have an iron deficiency and your cat escapes from the living room so you get out of your chair to get her but midway through the corridor your deficiency kicks in and your brain feels funny and your sight goes dark and you fall to the floor in a granddad fashion.... by that I mean you fall to the ground hella slowly and just lie there.

I'm ashamed to admit

"yoo Jessica got up but like she did the granddad flop thingy duuudeee. it was soo funny mannn"

by lYDia THe steGoSAurUS May 13, 2020

Granddaddy

Granddaddy is what you call your favourite old relative whether it be a man or a woman.

Bradley: Do you see that old lady over there? she's my granddaddy. Josh: Have you seen that old man over there? He's my Granddaddy too! Bradley: Awesome sauce!

by Berniusthedicktionary March 15, 2023

Granddaddy Issues

Daddy issues but with your grandpa

My grandpa isn’t in my life, I have granddaddy issues

by Queen Alexandria December 26, 2023

ur granddaddy faggy

the ULTIMATE most UNBELIEVABLY EVIL thing you could possibly say to any living soul the earth with tremble beneath you if said

Ted: ur mom gay
Jim: ur dad lesbian
Ted: ur granny tranny
Jim: ur grandpap trap
Ted: ur granddaddy faggy
Jim: (too scared to even say no u)

by michelle88372 May 11, 2018

Not your typical Granddaddy

That guy is fit and hip. He is not your typical Granddaddy.

He is a GILF!! He is not your typical Granddaddy!!

by Gifted Special One November 22, 2021

daddy grant

daddy grant was originally a drama lecturer who perved on students. he gave all the boys he fancied top marks and you can now use the term for a really annoying man who tries to annoy you or others or if you are a boy, a man who eyes you up and then falls off his bike and blacks his eye.

"that man in the trenchcoat is a right old daddy grant"
"that daddy grant just exposed himself to me on the bus"

by an anti jazz-hander November 1, 2004