glopping

Pouring cement into your asshole and trying to take a shit, thus creating a force that will blow your cheeks apart; an unmovable object vs an unstoppable force.

Jeff: "Last week I was out of school cause I was glopping so hard I had to be sent to the hospital"

Kevin: "What the fuck"

by lazality January 6, 2024

Glop

Internet slang used to say “oh my god.” Instead of god, most people put glop.

Person 1: Dude, this meme is so funny!

Person 2: Haha, oh my glop!

by InvaderKaz January 3, 2025

Glop

The sound your gyal makes when your shagging and she tries saying something but she is in the middle of giving head.

Man: Yes Shantel *Moans*
Women: *Glop Glop*

by WYFisapseudonym? June 16, 2018

Glop

A fat ass dab

" Look at this huge bedtime glop. I'm going to sleep so good. "

by Meatloaaf September 12, 2019

glop

to glorby glorp you glop

"Yoo, I just totally glopped that guy."

by zonkerwonker December 1, 2023

Glop People

Glop People or a glop person is one that possess characteristics of that of a reddit moderator, or a person of Walmart, extremely degenerate, midwit intelligence or lower, unhygienic, owns various Funko pops among other dumb shit.

Man look at those glop people over there in their pj's and marvel shirts at the McDonald's Walmart at 2:30 in the afternoon, fuckin bums.

by Based Department June 21, 2025

glop

penis shaped object in mouth

me when that glop hit

by groovygal444 January 11, 2023