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Giraffe Fight

When to men swing their flacid penis' together which then wrap around each other, like two giraffe's fighting.
Mike: Were you at the party on Saturday?
Dave: No. What happened?
Mike: There were these two drunk ass guys giraffe fighting. It sounded like 2 pieces of wet meat slapping together.
Dave: Gross
by Slappy Pappy November 2, 2012
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Giratina

Otherwise known as the Renegade Pokemon, he is pretty much the most BA dragon you'll ever find. He can switch from the six-legged Altered Forme (when he's walking around on Earth) to the Origin Forme (when he's in his domain, the Reverse World) which looks more like a snake with an epic golden crest on his head than a dragon.

He uses this sweet move called Shadow Force where he disappears for one turn in which you can't attack him AT ALL, and then he comes out of the shadows and strikes you in the next turn. It's epic if you're the owner of the Giratina utilizing this move, but pretty dang annoying if you're on the receiving end. Especially when he uses it over and over again.

Also, it's near impossible to create a gijinka (humanized) version of Giratina that isn't somewhat sexy.
Overexcited pokemon trainer: OHMIGOSH I just caught a Giratina!!!!!!!!1 Hes already at LEVEL 52!!!!

Trainer with no life: Mine is shiny, EV-trained, and at level 100. 8|

Giratina: RARRRRRRRGGGHHHHAARRRRGIGUGKARR.

Overexcited trainer: *flails and runs away for his life*
by SunnyJen June 29, 2011
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Giraffe

The best animal in the world, you shall bow down to the all mighty giraffe or you will meet your demise.
All hale lord giraffe!
by Giraffe=GOD June 13, 2019
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Giratina

Giratina can be found in both the Diamond and Pearl versions of pokemon. It is Found at turnback cave, which is a cave with 30 roomsthat you enter at random. Giratina is a pokemon said to live in a world on the reverse of ours. It appears in an ancient cemetery.
Giratina met at level 70
by CalebX July 16, 2007
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baby giraffe

the stick thin and freakishly tall adolescent girl creatures who actually work in the fashion industry in print and runway (as opposed to normally proportioned adult females who lug modeling portfolios but work as waiters) they can often be found in little clusters along 7th avenue in manhattan, taking in sustenance and trying to avoid predators wherever zero calorie snacks are sold.
Does your building have an agency in it or something? I was almost trampled by a herd of baby giraffes in the lobby.
by Phineas T April 24, 2009
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Steam Powered Giraffe

A group of performing automatons that currently include:

Hatchworth

The Spine

Rabbit

Past Members Include:

The Jon

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Excerpt from steampoweredgiraffe.com -

"Once called the 8th 1/2 Wonder of the World, Colonel Walter's Steam Powered Robots are a technological marvel that has astounded the world for generations!

Created in 1896 by Colonel P. A. Walter I, these robots still run off their original steam powered engines and artificial intelligence. But you'll find no generic boilers or clockwork brains in these robots! How their steam-driven power supplies function is a secret that the Walter family holds close, and those who have tried have ultimately met disastrous outcomes.

Today the robots are all refurbished with better plating, rubber buffers, and hydraulic tubing. New parts have replaced any old ones that have worn and torn over the centuries, but the robots all retain their original chassis, and are vintage relics of unmatched engineering.

Of all the Walter robots the most popular are the ones who currently perform in the band Steam Powered Giraffe, whose namesake comes from Walter's first robot, a giant mechanical giraffe."

Their latest album is called The 2cent Show and is available for purchase on their website. (Give it a trial listen on the main page! free!)
"Say, what is that angelic metallic sound?"

"Its 'The Suspender Man' by Steam Powered Giraffe!"

"What a crazy name, but heck, I'll give em' a try!"
by Jaundice Pohaku November 7, 2012
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Giraffe boy

Someone with a massive neck that always get's in the way. Like a giraffe
I can't see cos of this playa, he's a right giraffe boy
by Jossito10 June 9, 2011
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