abercombie and fitch

a misspelling of "Abercrombie and Fitch" that about 20 people have not realised yet.

AbercRombie and Fitch

by =^..^= February 21, 2005

Make Fetch Happen

When someone tries to start a cultural trend that will never catch on.

My cousin always wears purple socks on Wednesday. He hopes that eventually other people will start doing it and he will become famous for creating the trend. Whenever I see him on Wednesday I say, "Jaime, stop trying to make fetch happen."

by Raina Weather August 24, 2008

Fitch Up

A Fitch Up is pulled when pretending to resign from a job. They key is to get re-hired after only a week or two of leaving.

Worker 1: Man, I can't believe he's been gone a whole week now.
Worker 2: Didn't you hear? He's starting back on Tuesday!
Worker 1: what a classic Fitch Up.

by CL1LN0 September 4, 2019

Fetch Boy

A person in a friend group that is deemed "researcher", settling any arguments by Googling the answer in real time (never assigned to someone with an Android and never a ginger).

"Wait, you don't need to crack that beer bottle over Luke's head, we have a Fetch Boy to settle this; Fetch Boy run the numbers on how many nose jobs for Khloe Kardashian."

by sofirstlady March 21, 2023

rock fetch

Playing "go fetch me a rock" is an exercise (often in a corporate context) where someone (e.g. a boss or client) asks you to find or produce some item, product or answer, but they do not provide specific and durable requirements. Then after you bring them the item, they claim it does not satisfy requirements, so you must go fetch another, different, such item. This is tantamount to having requirements change on you after you've delivered the product intended to satisfy the requirements.

"Go fetch me a rock. No, that rock isn't the right kind. Go fetch a bigger rock. No, that rock does not have the right shape. Go fetch a sharper rock." ...and thus you rock fetch ad infinitum.

by D0ct0rMiJaG0 April 19, 2018

Bat Fitch

a fat bitch but better, bigger than big absolutely MAHUSIVE!

holy shit look at the size of that bat fitch

by "the TWAT" January 22, 2009

Fitch Bitch

A woman who wears a lot of popular store (abercrombie, holister, american eagle, aeropostale) clothes and makes fun of other people that dont wear that kind of clothing.

Allison: WOW like oh my god she is like wearing clothes from like hot topic that is so like uncool!
Katie: You relise your being a Fitch Bitch right now right?

by Steve Rock January 13, 2009